This page is intended not only for the amusement of clients, but
also to acclimate the inquiring or prospective client to the inner
dynamic of the firm. The law is serious business; serious enough in
its own right, thank you very much. Make no mistake, The Simmons
Firm approaches that charge with its own unique concoction, for the
benefit, sanity, and amusement of our clients as well as this firm's
personnel. We are passionate and proud of our work, and yet the formula
we choose can be estimated as one part irreverence, one part obscure,
and three parts nonsensical.
We fashion creativity as our benchmark. So too, the impetus for
comedy is a skittish, subjective thing. And should one choose to accept
that proposition, we submit that if everything was logical, made sense,
was politically correct and otherwise appropriate, this would be a
very mundane existence.
One of the hallmarks of The Simmons Firm, is laughter. It matters
little "why" it's funny, or overall, whether it is funny
or not. If none of this content makes sense to you, "no worries," it
makes little sense to us either. In and of itself, that is why it is
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